Banjo-Threepo
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Part 1- Banjo and Kazooie find out about Grunty
last time Banjo and Kazooie defeated the evil Gruntilda Winkybunion she had been reduced to a skull, until now...
"Gee Bottles, It sure was nice of you to let us stay at your house until our's is repaired."
Said Banjo.
"Yeah, you're actually not so bad goggle boy." Said Kazooie.
" Your welcome, dodo." Said Bottles, "But my house better not get destroyed or I'll make sure you have to eat my wife's hardcakes for the rest of your life."
"Do you really think Grunty will come back from being a dumb ol' skull, Bottles? Said Kazooie unbelievably.
"I sure hope not." Said Banjo.
"She came back from a skeleton, so she may come back from a skull." Said a worried Bottles.
Meanwhile, back at Grunty's castle...
"There's got to be some way to get rid of that dumb bear and bird." Thought Gruntilda.
Just then a cloud of smoke came out of nowhere and a figure appeared.
"Grunty, Your sisters came back and told me what happened, you almost died!" Said the figure.
"...Mom...?" Grunty said in disbelief.
"Yes, your mom, Glayertilda Winkybunion, and I have the perfect idea to get back at that bear! Follow me!" Said Glayer.
"Mom, I'm a little short on legs and anything else for that matter right now." Said Grunty.
"Fine, I'll carry you." Said Glayer.
Awhile later, at Winkybunion castle, Grunty and Glayer were talking about their "brilliant" plan.
"So let's go over this one more time, you put my head on the robot, I control the robot, and it has all sorts of deadly weapons?" Asked Grunty.
"Yes, including defensive stuff like repel shields, force fields, even a hallucination device!" Glayer explained.
"I have an idea! We could go back to Spiral Mountain and blow up the only way to our castle! That would give us time to make this robot even better than it already is!" Grunty said.
"That is a good idea, let's do it!" Glayer agreed.
Now, back at Bottles' house...
"Klungo hungry, let'sss go eat at McJiggy'sss" said the bottomless pit, Klungo.
"Hey, for once I'm just as hungry as Klungo always is!" Said Banjo.
"Yeah, we better go get some food or we'll starve because of yesterdays little food incident." Kazooie said while looking at Klungo accusingly.
Klungo then turned red in the cheeks.
"Sssorry." Klungo said.
"We'll go get it." Said Banjo.
Once they got there Banjo and Kazooie heard some terrifying news.
"Gruntilda's back!" Shouted the panicking townspeople.
"Uh-oh." Said Banjo.
"What?!" Said Kazooie in disbelief.
"No need to warn Bottles, his house is hidden, we need to get back to Spiral Mountain and warn the repair crew!" Said Banjo while running over to Spiral Mountain as fast as he could.
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Chapter 2-The Spiral Mountain Disaster
"What, there's nobody here?!" Banjo said.
"Let's go back and warn goggle boy then!" Said Kazooie.
Just then, they heard a loud blast. They went to the hole they came in and found it was blocked off with rocks!
"Let's try and get through." Said Banjo.
"Here come some eggs!" Said Kazooie as she shot off some regular eggs at the rocks.
"They're just breaking try some firepower, Kazooie!" Said Banjo.
"Alright, fire eggs, comin' through!" said Kazooie.
"It's just too powerful Alright, one more time, this time try some grenades!" Said Banjo.
"Take this, wall! Said Kazooie firing grenades like they were rapid-fire eggs.
"Nothing's happening! Let's just attack it, full force! Said an angry and worried Banjo.
Meanwhile back at Winkybunion Castle...
"Ha! Ha! Those fools! They think they can break through that piece of work. HA! They obviously don't see when they can't defeat something!" said Gruntilda.
"Yes, I know. I'm going to go and get some extra parts for the robot. See you later, Grunty!" said Glayertilda.
Glayer then walked out and slammed the door behind her. The table that had Grunty on it then started rocking.
"Woah! Oof! Ouch! Mom! Get me back on the table so I can see what's going on!" Said Gruntilda.
Back at Spiral Mountain...
"Oh, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep." Banjo said.
"No! Stay awake! There's got to be a way!" Said Kazooie, still brimming with energy.
"Maybe we could go ask Cheato, he might know some way of getting rid of the rocks." Said Banjo.
And so they climbed up to Grunty's Old Lair and took a look around.
"Nobody's in here either!" Said Kazooie.
"But look, the rocks that closed up the way to Grunty's lair are gone now!" Said Banjo.
"Let's look around." Said Kazooie.
They looked and looked until they got to the top.
"Look Banjo, a couple sticks of dynamite!"
Said Kazooie, "Let's blow up the rocks in our way with it!"
Back at the hole...
KABOOOOM!!!
"Alright! It worked. Now let's go." Said Banjo.
Over at Winkybunion castle...
"Mom! I want to see, hurry up!" Said an anxious Grunty.
"I'm back, Grunty!" Said Glayer.
"Good, can you please put me back on the table?" asked Grunty.
"What are you doing down there?" Glayer asked.
"I fell. Now put me back on the table! I want to see what they're doing right now!" Said Grunty.
"Alright! Alright! Hold on." Said Glayer.
Glayer put Grunty on the table and Grunty blew up with anger.
"No! No! No! They escaped!" said a very angry Gruntilda.
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Part 3-The prince of moles
Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie were nearing Bottles's house.
"There it is! Let's warn Bottles now!" Said Banjo.
They entered and found that Mumbo was there.
"Hello, Bear and Bird! Said Mumbo.
"Have you heard the news?" Said a very frightened Bottles.
"Yep, and I bet she's ever more powerful than ever! We're probably going to need to learn more moves. Got any more moves up your sleeve for us Bottles? Asked Banjo.
" Sorry, I'm fresh out." Said Bottles, "but perhaps my brother, Jamjars, knows some more. Go ask him. He lives in a Green tent on Mole's Mountain. I think the quickest way is through Grunty's old lair and through the right door in the room the beauty machine had been in."
"We've looked everywhere inside Grunty's old lair." Said Banjo.
"Then you'll have to take the long way and believe me, it is long! I'll make a map of how to get there for you." Said Bottles.
" Mumbo know the way! Mumbo take Bear and bird to Mole Mountain using magic!" Said Mumbo, " Hang on Bear and Bird!
Then, Banjo and Kazooie felt like they were in a 200-Mile Per Hour roller coaster with lots of twists and turns and loop-de-loops!
In seconds, the wild ride was over, and they found themselves in a very different location.
" Where are we now, skull face? Asked Kazooie.
"We're on Mole Mountain." Said Mumbo.
They were right in front of a small green tent that seemed like only one person could fit inside of it.
"I wonder if this is army boy's tent?" Said Kazooie.
"It must be, the mailbox says 'Sergeant Jamjars'." Said Banjo.
"Let's go see if he's home." Said Kazooie.
They knocked and Jamjars walked out holding a teddy bear. Once he noticed who they were he quickly hid the bear behind his back.
"He he he, um, hi guys." Said Jamjars looking a bit embarrassed.
"Oh, mister everyone else is so babylike has a little teddy bear, huh?" Said Kazooie in a mocking voice.
"Um, no I don't. Rosy! Why did you give me a teddy bear in my sleep?" Jamjars quickly said.
"I didn't, you always sleep with that thing." Jamjars's wife replied.
"That doesn't matter right now, Jamjars, what we came for was to know if you could teach us some more moves." Said Banjo.
"Sorry punks, I don't have anything more to teach you. Maybe my wife's brother could teach you something. He lives at the top of the mountain." Said Jamjars.
"Thanks Jamjars." Said Banjo.
"To the top of the mountain!" Said Kazooie.
It was a tough climb but they finally got to the top. They saw a golden palace. Next to it was a golden mailbox. The mailbox said "Prince Mogule, Ruler of Mole Mountain".
"I sure hope this is the place." Said Banjo.
"Look at all that gold!" Said Kazooie. "That's even more than Jingerbing has!"
"Let's knock and see if he'll let us in." Said Banjo.
They knocked and the huge gold door opened.
"Hello?" Said Prince Mogule.
"Hi, I'm Banjo, this is Kazooie, and this is Mumbo." Said Banjo.
"Ah yes, Sergeant Jamjars called and told me you were coming. Come in! Come in!" Said Prince Mogule.
Soon they were walking down a hall of gold with red carpet on the floor.
"Jamjars told me all about you. Is it true that you defeated Gruntilda two times?" Asked Mogule.
"Sure is." Said Kazooie with pride.
"We came to learn some moves to defeat her again." Said Banjo.
"Well then, you've come to the right place, if you have gold you could pay me." Said Mogule.
"We only have four dubloons from the last time we went to beat Gruntilda." Said Banjo.
"I guess I could teach you something for them." Said Mogule.
They then reached a giant silver door.
Mogule opened the door. They entered a huge room with a big chair at the end.
"This is my throne room." Said Mogule.
"It very pretty." Said Mumbo.
"So what's that move you were going to teach us, Prince Wormbreath?" Asked Kazooie.
"Hmm, apparently Jamjars was right about you being a very mean bird." Said Mogule. "It's not really a new move. I'm just telling you a way to make your Bill Drill better. Put a bit more spin on it."
"What does it do?" Asked Banjo.
"You'll be able to drill underground. It will be quite helpful because you'll be able to find gold that you could give me to teach you moves." Said Mogule.
"So, where do we go now? Asked Banjo.
"I suggest you go to Hilly Honka's Hippodrome." Said Mogule.
"Alright, off we go! Um, I don't know where it is. Could you show us how to get there?" Asked Banjo.
"I'm sure Mumbo would know. We've met before and I taught him where all sorts of places are." Said Mogule.
"Mumbo do know! Mumbo take us there!" Said Mumbo.
"Alright, now remember to come back often. You need to learn more if you want to defeat Gruntilda again. I saw her on TV before you came. She was knocking down all sorts of things with her pinky!" said Mogule.
"Okay, we'll come back as soon as we can." Said Banjo.
Soon they were outside the golden palace and were warping to Hilly Honka's Hippodrome. They landed with a soft thump in front of something that looked like a giant football stadium. Above the entrance, a sign said, "Hilly Honka's Hippodrome" They ran inside and saw a whole bunch of car's and trucks driving all over the place.
"Wow! This place is huge!" Exclaimed Kazooie.
"LOOKOUT!" Yelled Banjo.
Everyone jumped out of the way as a car came driving right towards them!
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They all got up and started running because the car was coming back! They all knew that this was no accident. As they were running, the car kept on they're tail.
"Split up!" yelled Banjo as he darted away.
The car started following Banjo. Just then Kazooie ran by and the car started chasing Kazooie instead.
"It's working!" Banjo yelled.
"Mumbo getting tired of this, Mumbo blast car!" Mumbo then turned around and shot off a huge blast of magic. The car saw this and started driving away. Mumbo was still holding his wand while pointing at the car with it. The magic was
following the car all over the place. Banjo and Kazooie stopped and looked at the car. They saw the magic following it and then looked at Mumbo. They saw a truck driving straight towards him.
"MUMBO! LOOKOUT!" Screamed Banjo.
Mumbo turned around and saw the truck. He yelled with fright and ran out of the way. The truck drove passed and crashed into the wall. They then looked at the magic and saw that it was about to run into the wall itself! Mumbo caught sight of the car and pointed at it with his wand again. The magic swerved and missed the wall by inches. It started chasing after the car again. The car turned around and headed straight for Banjo. Banjo tried to jump away but his feet were stuck! He looked down to see his feet being held by metal cuffs coming from the ground. The car was nearing him. Banjo closed his eyes and braced himself. He heard a loud BOOM! He opened his eyes and the car was gone.
"What happened? Asked a confused Banjo.
Mumbo blast car before bear got hit." Replied Mumbo while feeling very proud of himself.
"Thanks, Mumbo." Said Banjo.
"You're welcome." Replied Mumbo.
Just then the metal cuffs came undone. Banjo looked down but saw no trace of the cuffs.
"This place is weird." Thought Banjo.
Another car came slowly towards them. It stopped right in front of them and spoke.
"Hi, my name is Hilly Honka. I own this area but everyone seems to be going out of control." Said Hilly Honka.
"Uh, uh, hi." Said Banjo.
Everyone stood staring at Hilly speechless.
"What?" asked Hilly.
"A c-c-car and a, a, a truck just t-tried to k-k-kill us and w-w-we think y-you m-might do the s-s-same." Replied Banjo. His face was pure white.
"I'm not like everyone else here, I'm nice." Said Hilly.
"Okay, bye. Woah! Kazooie! Look at that!" Said Banjo. Across on the other side of the field was an explosion.
"That must've been skull boy's magic again." Said Kazooie. "That's the exact same kind of explosion that happened to the car that was blown up before it hit you, Banjo."
"Wasn't Mumbo, no magic blast used." Said Mumbo.
"Let's go check it out then." Said Banjo. They all started running towards where the explosion had happened. Kazooie was running ahead of everyone else when Hilly yelled towards Kazooie.
"Hey, you bird, wait up! Come over here!" Yelled Hilly. Kazooie ran towards Hilly and Hilly spoke.
"You seem pretty fast, uh, what's your name?" Asked Hilly.
"My name's Kazooie." She replied.
"Okay, you seem pretty fast, Kazooie, wanna race?" Asked Hilly.
"Maybe later." Said Kazooie.
"I have a jiggy." Said Hilly in a tempting voice.
"Well, what're you waiting for? Let's race!" Said Kazooie.
"Okay, a lap around the hippodrome?" Asked Hilly.
"Sure." Replied Kazooie. Kazooie was looking around a bit when she spotted some Turbo Trainers at the exit.
"Okay, a lap around the outside or inside of you're hippodrome?" Asked Kazooie.
"It's safer on the outside so that's where it's going to be." Hilly replied.
So they started walking out and Kazooie quickly nabbed the Turbo Trainers. They were outside the stadium now and behind a white line.
"Ready?" Asked Hilly.
"Ready." Replied Kazooie.
"On your mark, get set, GO!" Said Hilly.
They both took off at 70 miles an hour. Hilly was slowly falling behind. He gathered up speed and was soon ahead of Kazooie.
"You won't win that easily!" Yelled Kazooie. Kazooie then started firing off ice eggs. Hilly was stopped in his tracks. He watched as Kazooie passed him with no trouble at all. The ice shattered and Hilly was on his way again. He went as fast as he could and pulled up ahead of Kazooie. Kazooie got mad and shot grenade eggs at his wheels. They hit him and he slowed down. Kazooie pulled into the lead again. Hilly's tires were flat! A whole bunch of repairmen ran up to Hilly and filled his tires with air. Hilly was back into the race and zipped straight past Kazooie. He was giving of a whole bunch of gas and Kazooie got an idea. The gas was stuff that he had to release or else his engine would stop working. Kazooie shot a normal egg at his exaust pipe. The egg clogged Hilly's exaust pipe. He slowed to a stop. Kazooie ran ahead. The finish line was dead ahead. Hilly gave off as much power as he could to start moving. The egg popped out and Hilly zoomed towards Kazooie. He was out of control! He turned right ahead of Kazooie and dropped an oil slick. Kazooie spun out of control into the wall. Hilly drove ahead of Kazooie. In one last attempt Kazooie shot out a grenade. It hit Hilly and he went soaring into the sky. Kazooie got up and ran towards the finish line. Hilly landed right in front of Kazooie and Kazooie jumped over Hilly. Hilly started to go but Kazooie passed the finish line. Kazooie had won! Hilly drove up.
"Here's your prize." Said Hilly. He gave Kazooie a jiggy and Kazooie ran back inside. Banjo and Mumbo were waiting at the entrance.
"I got a jiggy!" yelled Kazooie as she ran up to them.
"We found what happened over at that explosion." Said Banjo.
"What happened?" Asked Kazooie.
"Two cars crash together, one blow up." Said Mumbo.
"One got blasted to the other side of the hippodrome." Added Banjo.
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